"That’s one really expensive bottle of cologne" Trip report - "Heading to Epcot long enough for me to find a new love and Peter Pan gets stuck babysitting"-**Updated 7/15** About This Page:

[JaimeandChad]

I am so sorry about your flight, but I can't stop laughing. I hope it gets better and the rest of the trip is magical!

[BelmontBelle]

Well the flight might have been bad for you, but it sure was entertaining for us! Sorry it wasn't the best, but at least it got you to your happy place! More please!

[ariel14]

That was too funny Nala!!!! Glad you took it all in stride!

[DawnDenise]

Your description of your flight was classic! Glad the reveal went off wonderfully. Looking forward to more!

[Wendyismyname]

OMG Nala! You had me AND my dh so hard!
I reckon that you won't want to feed Kiara hot dogs right before the next flight then? Poor thing, bless her heart!
Can't wait to read more!! I truly need this before my trip, it brightens my day!

[Lemap760]

That's an interesting flight you had.

[Caldercup]

Originally Posted by Nala

So there I sat with two kicking, screaming kids behind me, strong turbulence freaking me out, a snoring, snorting husband on one side and a bored, flatulent child on the other. Had I not been mortified and terrified, I probably would have found myself rolling with laughter at how absurd the situation was. While I am always grateful for a flight to end safely, due to my huge fear of flying, I have to say that this flight coming to an end rates in the top twenty moments of my life. Once on the ground, we hooked up with Peter Pan, who had been several rows in front of us, and the first words out of his mouth were “Man, that kid behind me was kicking the back of my seat and screaming his head off. And then, when he fell asleep, he snored SO loud I could hear it through my earphones!” I busted out laughing and said “Trust me honey, it could have been worse.”

HISS-terical -- loved, LOVED, LOVED it!

Looking forward to more!
Eileen

[lauren-roxy]

Welcome back Nala!!! Sounds like the flight was like something out of Airplane!! Glad you arrived safely and can't wait for more!!

[PrincessSharon]

So sorry the flight was bad for you, Nala, but at least you can laugh about it now! I hope you're laughing, cause I sure am! Glad you made it safely! I hope Kiara forgot about the pool or else it's going to turn into one really expensive bottle of cologne!

[dsteiny23]

Nala, this is my first time reading one of your trip reports...and I can't wait for more!! I had tears in my eyes when you met Peter Pan and surprised Kiara...then tears in my eyes when you were describing the airplane trip...for completely opposite reasons!!

[POOH]

Wow what a rought start, but it can only get better from here, right?

[wayneava81]

Very funny! I can't believe Grumpy slept through it all.

[Jillybean]

Oh my good heavens! That was one of the funniest things that I've ever read -- I'm just sorry that you had to go through it all so that we could have a great story!

You are a much better wife than me - - I would have accidentally elbowed Thom in the side until he woke up.

Jill

[RobDVC]

I'm glad that you had no issues with the Allegiant flight this time. Sorry about the unpleasantness you experienced from your flying companions. I am amazed you were able to keep it together with the snoring and flatulence on either side of you, and the kicking and screaming behind you. I would have been doing my "crazy guy" laugh in disbelief at everrything that was happening around me..... at least the person in front of you didn't decide to recline their seat all the way back in to your lap.

[LucyintheSky]

I was laughing SO hard about poor Kiara's gas problems... only because I've been in a similar position with my 4 year old son, when we were trapped in close quarters with many other people... I had NO idea what to do, and was desperately hoping that no one would know it was him!

Sorry your flight was so rough, and I hope it gets better from here on out!